I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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