She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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