I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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