tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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