I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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