wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
