do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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