brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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