We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Dick very happy bro
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We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
