I think I won the penis lottery.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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