D3 body, D1 cock
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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