Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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