I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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