yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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