Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You were trust falling into bushes
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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