Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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