just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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