at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dignity is for republicans.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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