I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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