Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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