We're facebook friends in real life
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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