I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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