found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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