She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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