I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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