Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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