And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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