I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
