turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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