Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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