STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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