I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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