You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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