I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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