Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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