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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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