Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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