69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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