i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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