I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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