I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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