i think my mom watched the whole time
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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