My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We have so much sex to catch up on
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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