I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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