nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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