so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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