Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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