We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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