Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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