ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My cat gives me a boner
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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