You surviving the open bar?
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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