I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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