Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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