you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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