something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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