bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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