You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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